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Home Help Login Register. Author Topic: There once was a sailor who had been on ships his whole life. And as many sailors had, he fell in love with a mermaid.

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And I think you do. After showing this to a few folks, apparently i'm the only one who finds the moral part funny.

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Dubya n00b Outlandish Posts: Leave the moral. Its a cherry on top of the icing on the cake.

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